A woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop, and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock.
The man says: "Madam, I don't repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions."
She says: "Then why all the clocks in the window?"
The Mohel says: "What
would *you* put
