Woman: "Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China?"
Curly:
Answer
No, but I know a big fence in Chicago!
Man: "What kind of fool do you take me for?"
Curly:
Answer
Why? Is there more than one kind?
Moe: "Are you smoking?"
Larry:
Answer
No, but the pipe is!
Man: "Are you sure this job is in competent hands?"
Curly:
Answer
Soitenly! We're all incompetent!
Moe: "Why'd you sink the Admiral's flagship?"
Curly:
Answer
I seen my duty and I done it!
Guard: "What's behind those drapes?"
Curly:
Answer
The back of the drapes!
Guard: "Who's in there?"
Shemp:
Answer
Just garbage!
Voice student: "Is that bad, Professor?"
Professor Shemp:
Answer
It ain't good!
Scotsman: "Have another?"
Shemp:
Answer
No, I gotta drive.
Butler: "Stop it! Stop it! You're ruining the lawn!"
Larry:
Answer
Don't tell me how to run my business! Beat it!
Shemp: "Did it say 'L-R-L-R-L-R-L?'"
Hoodlum: "Yes!"
Shemp:
Answer
I never saw it.
Diner: "Waiter, is this pork or veal?"
Larry:
Answer
Wha'd ya order?
Moe: "A miraculous achievement!"
Larry: "A marvelous accomplishment!"
Curly:
Answer
It's putrid!
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